{"id":194,"date":"2024-03-11T03:30:29","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T03:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marsjump.online\/?page_id=194"},"modified":"2024-03-15T18:43:26","modified_gmt":"2024-03-15T18:43:26","slug":"jobs-suck","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/marsjump.online\/?page_id=194","title":{"rendered":"Jobs Suck"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dude, jobs suck.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tell me about it. I wish i could spend my life teaching dogs to be astronauts. That would be cool.<\/span><\/p>\n

I was more referring to the point that we have to stand up for every day for 8 hours.<\/span><\/p>\n

Wait how long is our shift?<\/span><\/p>\n

12 hours. Thanks for reminding me. Fuck you. Im going to put a toothpick in your mattress and your never going to find it.<\/span><\/p>\n

So you dont think our 15 minute break should be longer?<\/span><\/p>\n

I hate you.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Dude, jobs suck. Tell me about it. I wish i could spend my life teaching dogs to be astronauts. That would be cool. I was more referring to the point that we have to stand up for every day for 8 hours. Wait how long is our shift? 12 hours. Thanks for reminding me. Fuck […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-194","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marsjump.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marsjump.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marsjump.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marsjump.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marsjump.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=194"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/marsjump.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":248,"href":"https:\/\/marsjump.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/194\/revisions\/248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marsjump.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}